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POULTRY BLOG:

19/07/2026:

I have released my debut record this month and now life is good. Now I don't have to make a debut anymore I can just make "another" album.

My next record is going to be about me describing what my next album is going to be about

The tracks on my debut release are a collection of tunes written within a year and a couple of tracks from up to 7 years ago. My choice of words and musical decisions create a texture of what being stuck in a town that's trying too hard to be hip and attract tourists through pointless means such as some fucker in a room where "important" decisions are being made suggests creating an entirely new bridge to replace the one that probably just needed a bit of work and swap it out for something that looks like something out of a fucking water park and market it as "Instagrammable" because "that's where it's all at, man! It's digital, it's global!" (they post public videos onto YouTube to show people how legitimate they are, only for nobody to watch besides a room of people it's shown to to during a lecture)

Thy gotta get the holidaymakers in because the general living population of the town are too fucking skint to fund them. Then they have the cheek to ask us for our money.

Haverfordwest is home of the grottiest nightclub in all of the UK, Eddies (rebranded as Eddie Rocks, which nobody fucking calls it)

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